Balancing

Balance a cane on your nose, a juggling club on your chin, or a chainsaw on your, um, nevermind.

Kids, don’t play with chainsaws.

But play with everything else that doesn’t have sharp spinning blades of wood cutting destruction.

Because that stuff doesn’t feel to good when you drop it.

Just ask my old partner, Stumpy.

Rest all the itty-bitty pieces of his soul…